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Funny Hiker Shirt Hiker Tee Hiking Distance Lies Outdoor Humor

$20.28
Colors: White
Sizes: S
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30 days return policy.
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About the product
Let’s be honest—trail signs lie, and we all know it. This Funny Hiker Shirt says what every hiker is thinking but too tired (or blistered) to say out loud. With the Hiker Translation Guide printed right on the front, this shirt makes the perfect trail companion or gag gift for your favorite hiking buddy. Here’s what’s printed on the UNISEX shirt: Hiker Translation Guide: What Distances Really Mean “One Mile” Translation: At least 1.8 miles, probably uphill, through mud, with switchbacks. Also known as: “Just around the bend.” “Quarter Mile” 🔸 Translation: You're still an hour out. 🔸 Used to mean: “I feel bad lying to you but not bad enough to tell the truth.” “Ten Miles” 🔸 Translation: Hope you brought snacks, electrolytes, a therapist, and a will to live. 🔸 Synonym: “It’s just a bit of a longer trek.” Bring a touch of contemporary style to your life with this unique tee that’s not just clothing, but a statement of your values. Product features - Shoulder tape for added durability and fit - Seamless design reduces fabric waste - Elastic ribbed collar retains shape - Soft, strong fabric ideal for printing - Comfortable for adults, perfect for various occasions Care instructions - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Do not iron - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Tumble dry: low heat
Fabric

Fabric

Made from specially spun fibers that make a very strong and smooth fabric that is perfect for printing. The "Natural" color is made with unprocessed cotton, which results in small black flecks throughout the fabric

Without side seams

Without side seams

Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive

Ribbed knit collar without seam

Ribbed knit collar without seam

Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape

Shoulder tape

Shoulder tape

Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching

Fiber composition

Fiber composition

Solid colors are 100% cotton; Heather colors, Tweed, and Russet are 50% cotton, 50% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors are 90% cotton, 10% polyester;

Age restrictions

Age restrictions

For adults

Warranty

Warranty

EU warranty - 2 years

Other compliance information

Other compliance information

Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

Country of origin

Country of origin

Made in Nicaragua

Dual Printing Techniques

Dual Printing Techniques

Sleeve prints (for Print Clever and Underground Threads) and inner neck labels are printed using Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. Meanwhile, the remaining print areas are produced with Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing.

BleachingIroningDrycleaning WashingDrying

Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Do not iron; Do not dryclean; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Tumble dry: low heat.

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