Funny Hiker Shirt Hiker Tee Hiking Distance Lies Outdoor Humor
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Let’s be honest—trail signs lie, and we all know it. This Funny Hiker Shirt says what every hiker is thinking but too tired (or blistered) to say out loud. With the Hiker Translation Guide printed right on the front, this shirt makes the perfect trail companion or gag gift for your favorite hiking buddy. Here’s what’s printed on the UNISEX shirt: Hiker Translation Guide: What Distances Really Mean “One Mile” Translation: At least 1.8 miles, probably uphill, through mud, with switchbacks. Also known as: “Just around the bend.” “Quarter Mile” 🔸 Translation: You're still an hour out. 🔸 Used to mean: “I feel bad lying to you but not bad enough to tell the truth.” “Ten Miles” 🔸 Translation: Hope you brought snacks, electrolytes, a therapist, and a will to live. 🔸 Synonym: “It’s just a bit of a longer trek.” Bring a touch of contemporary style to your life with this unique tee that’s not just clothing, but a statement of your values. Product features - Shoulder tape for added durability and fit - Seamless design reduces fabric waste - Elastic ribbed collar retains shape - Soft, strong fabric ideal for printing - Comfortable for adults, perfect for various occasions Care instructions - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Do not iron - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Tumble dry: low heat
Fabric
Made from specially spun fibers that make a very strong and smooth fabric that is perfect for printing. The "Natural" color is made with unprocessed cotton, which results in small black flecks throughout the fabric
Without side seams
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Ribbed knit collar without seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
Age restrictions
For adults
Warranty
EU warranty - 2 years
Other compliance information
Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
Country of origin
Made in Nicaragua
Dual Printing Techniques
Sleeve prints (for Print Clever and Underground Threads) and inner neck labels are printed using Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. Meanwhile, the remaining print areas are produced with Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing.
Fiber composition
Solid colors are 100% cotton; Heather colors, Tweed, Russet, Safety Green, and Safety Orange are 50% cotton, 50% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors are 90% cotton, 10% polyester;
Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Do not iron; Do not dryclean; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Tumble dry: low heat.
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